A Shofar Full of Riddles


A man blowing a shofar


Why was the limousine driver always blowing the horn?
Because he was a shofar!

What is new for just one day but lasts for twelve months?
The New Year!

Why does the Day of Atonement pass so quickly?
Because it is a fast day.

What is so powerful that it makes strong people weak, but it can be broken with just an egg?
A fast

Is a sukkah a hut or a shack?
It's booth!

If the Baby Yeshua was born on Sukkot, what happened every Sukkot after that?
It was his booth-day!

When God made Adam, what kind of animal was he?
Bear.

Are people vegetable, animal or mineral?
Vegetable! We are human beans!

Why didn't Noah play board games on the ark?
Because one of the cats was a cheetah.

What did the cheetah say when Noah accused him of cheating?
He said, "I'm not lion."

Why didn't the gods of Antiochus save his army?
Because they were idol.

Why wouldn't Moses tell everyone he was a Hebrew?
Because he was in denial.

Before he used a staff to part the Red Sea, what did Moses use to practice parting?
A comb!

What did the doctor tell Moses to do for his headache?
Take two tablets and call me in the morning.

How did the grapes in the land of Eretz Yisrael (Israel) grow so large?
It was divine.

Do you know how to keep from getting lost?
Just remember, where ever you go, there you are!

What kind of song did Moses sing when he struck the stone to make it pour out water?
A rock song!

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